Anon who still hasn't finished the fifth episode:

Thus immediately defiling the holy gifts given to them.

(Yeah, that's a reference to something else. And if you know what, you deserve a turkey-day marathon all your own!)

I'm not one for sex scenes. But I did actually like how those became less and less about the sex and more and more about how Jessica was being judged by the picture in the bathroom. AND SHE DESERVED IT.